A CREATURE FEATURE WITH BITE
A CREATURE FEATURE WITH BITE
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Dead Northern Review, 2024
In the sweltering summer of 2003, Lake Jesup became the site of a real-life horror story. A massive, genetically oversized, bred-to-kill alligator named Bonecrusher escaped from Gator Galaxy — a glorified swamp circus masquerading as a tourist trap — and slithered into the most gator-infested lake in the United States. With over 13,000 toothy residents (400 per square mile, nearly 200 of them stretching over nine feet), the water quickly turned into a full-blown blood bath.
Locals started vanishing faster than sunscreen at spring break, but Angus Sullivan — the slimy park owner with a smile as crooked as his morals — shrugged off the carnage, dismissing it as "just a little local color" while lining his pockets with dirty dollars and downplaying the loss of limbs and lives.
Desperate to end the slaughter, Florida authorities made the only logical choice: they turned to Bubba Coggins, a beer-guzzling, refrigerator-sized ex-con and professional gator wrangler with a checkered past and a knack for kicking ass. His mission? Hunt and kill Bonecrusher to earn redemption ... and maybe impress his dead wife's BFF.
Armed with little more than some Flo-grown tats, a crossbow, and a skiff boat in tow, Bubba sets out to cement his legend status. Along the way, he uncovers a shocking truth: he and Bonecrusher share a common enemy — Angus Sullivan, the man whose shady business practices have ruined more lives than a hurricane in Daytona.
Now, in a race against time and an unstoppable killing machine, Bubba must wrestle his demons, outwit a vengeful apex predator, and decide just how far he's willing to go to save himself — and the citizens of Jesup City.
We love our customers, so please stay safe and STAY AWAY! Docks are locked and boat ramps are restricted by order of the Mayor. Normal business hours suspended until further notice.
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City council meetings first Monday of the month
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Please contact the Jesup City Department of Fish & Wildlife if you are able to contribute to our efforts or have any information regarding the whereabouts of the Lake Jesup alligator.
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